This comes from my awesome engineering-student little cousin...I laughed for days. Because its so true.
Category: Engineer Joke of the Week
Engineer-joke of the Week
Mechanical engineers build weapons. Civil engineers build targets. I love it when my engineer jokes come from actaul engineers who I meet. This one is from an old-school civil engineer-turned contract lawyer.
Engineer Joke of the Week
I haven't done this for a while... enjoy! Two Engineers on a date Two engineers were on a date at a swimming pool. They are sitting on the end of a diving board when the guy says to the girl, "I think we're having a moment." The girl looks to the guy and says, "We'd… Continue reading Engineer Joke of the Week
Engineer Joke of the Week
Well, it's been ages since I've posted some engineering jokes, so for some Sunday fun: Engineer Joke #1: Two engineering students were walking across campus when one said, ”Where did you get such a great bike?” The second engineer replied, “Well, I was walking along yesterday minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode… Continue reading Engineer Joke of the Week
Engineer Joke of the Week –
If you're feeling a little lost, don't be. You've just been redirected to the new website from the old site. Thanks for stopping by! I thought I'd lighten things up with some good old... Engineer Jokes of the Week! To kick off, I'm going to share a little secret with you...There is a subtle competitiveness… Continue reading Engineer Joke of the Week –
Top Ten Reasons NOT to Date an Engineer
So, since I am actually dating an engineer (a mechanical engineering masters student, might I add!), I think I'm allowed to joke about this...although I don't think this is going to impress EcoHawk very much 🙂 10. Shirts and jeans are our formal dress. Hot dog and a six-pack is our seven-course meal. Sadly, this one is… Continue reading Top Ten Reasons NOT to Date an Engineer
Engineer Joke of the Week!
Hot Nerd Guy...Working for you? No?Engineering Pick-up LinesI won't stop bugging you until I get the address of your home page. Cringe!You fascinate me more than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.Since distance equals velocity times time, let's let velocity and time approach infinity, because I want to go all the way with you. Ouch, this… Continue reading Engineer Joke of the Week!
Engineer-Joke of the Week!
Since I'm so very busy with my thesis and EWB, here's another joke.I thought this was going to be quite lame, but some of it is pretty funny. Admittedly however, one or two went over my head too, so don't worry!After every flight, pilots fill out a form called a gripe sheet, whichconveys to the… Continue reading Engineer-Joke of the Week!
Engineer Joke of the Week
When it comes to social behaviour, i'ts a weel-known fact that engineers can tend to be a little, well, special at times...'Enginnering-jokes', the kind that use terms and jargon specific to our field admittedly can become quite corny.So at dinner last night, one of my engineer-friends (who just got a job-offer McKinsey!! Well done EM!)… Continue reading Engineer Joke of the Week