I haven’t done this for a while… enjoy!


Two Engineers on a date 

Two engineers were on a date at a swimming pool. They are sitting on the end of a diving board when the guy says to the girl, “I think we’re having a moment.” The girl looks to the guy and says, “We’d make a great couple.”

Engineering Luck

Engineers do not believe in luck nearly as much as they rely on it.

The Fridge

A Engineer gets home from work and sees a note on the fridge from his wife. “This isn’t working, I’m at my moms”. he opens the fridge and checks the light, then grabs a beer and feels it cold. The engineer thinks to himself. “The fridge works fine”

Chemical Engineer vs Chemist

What’s the difference between a chemical engineer and a chemist? Answer: about $50k a year